So there’s this boy at work who I have nicknamed Yaoi Boy because he’s  really tall with these really wide shoulders and a tiny waist and he basically just looks like

and today him and this other guy were told to move stuff off these two shelves and Yaoi Boy wasn’t sure whether he was doing the top shelf or the bottom shelf so he turned to the other guy and I swear to god his exact words were ‘hey, so are you top or bottom?’ and I just

So I’m finally watching Once Upon a Time season 2 because it’s only just started airing in England and I can’t wait for the rest of the story,

and can I just say

Hey Hook.

Sophie is posting pictures of beaches and watermelons and I never though I’d say this but I really wish it would just be Spring already.

A customer at work recited poetry for me this evening and then proposed. Too bad he was 46 and slightly crazy.

Go to Cardiff with the intention of buying new clothes,

come home with 9 new games and Merlin figurines.

Just bid on Final Fantasy IX on ebay and then realised it was the American version so my PS2 won’t play it.

Well there goes £9 of my money.

Ahaha I feel like someone’s taken a cheese grater to my throat.

I am so done.

I saw it before I left for work and for some reason fell under the impression that it wouldn’t move for 6 hours until I got home and was able to squish it.

The flaw in this plan was that the spider moved.

It’s fine I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyways.

It’s so empty!

My last Tumblr had a bazillion million posts and I couldn’t be bothered to go through them all and tidy them up, so I just deleted that account and made this one instead.

Lazy, huh?